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BO:whelp the race is over and i won why so glum HC
HC: haha the race isnt over i heard you were muslim your middle name is Husain
BO; but i won really HC
HC: i support you all the way, Muslim infidel
you all should know this
why did betty the gay guy whos a 13 year old fag get hear so early ?
he had his shit packed the night before

i got shot at they missed i ran why cant you people give feed back
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!HILARY CLITON ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TODAY
BEFORE A LUNCH STOP IN PHILADELPHIA. 11:45 A.M EST
This morning Hillary Clinton stepped up her sweep
through the Keystone state, continuing her push as the
candidate of experience. In an excerpt from her speech
Clinton stated "For those of you who still doubt my
long experience on international affairs I would like
to point out some things to you today. If you
look...look closely... at Davinci's painting, "The
Last Supper", you can see me serving wine to the right
of Christ. Later I was there to move the stone- Well I
helped- move the stone that let Jesus out of the tomb
that lead- later lead- to the Ascension." The crowd
stared shocked and dumbfounded until Geraldine Ferraro
stood up and began clapping. Clinton then went on to
lunch in the City of Brotherly Love.
CLINTON SPOKESMAN CLARIFIES CLINTON SPEECH IN
PENNSYLVANIA TODAY 3:15 P.M. EST
"Today Ms. Clinton Mis-spoke at a speech before her
luncheon with Cardinal O'Flannery of the Philadelphia
Catholic Diocese", James Carville said today.
Carville states what Clinton meant to say was, "she
attended a church service earlier this week where the
Pastor of the church had a beautiful print on velvet
of "The Last Supper" up on the wall to the right of
the Vestibule Door". Carville says later while dining
in an Italian restaurant, Clinton picked the wine for
the meal. During the dinner the Pastor discussed the
resurrection. Ms. Clinton apologized for any error
saying "Although I AM a wrinkled up old hag, even I am
not THAT old".
someone please respond this is the new version
look people im diong a political comedy act next week at a club and i don't feel like getting shot soo please respond

today miss clinton was quoted as saying "if you look closely at the last super you can see me serving the wine, and i moved well helped move the stone releasing jesus from his tomb for those of you who still doubt my experience in foreign policy"
later today after the previous quote she said "i misspoke earlier today what i meant to say was yesterday my pasture talked about the reserection then we went to a Italian restraunt where i picked the wine"
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!not real new news all the time-the devil clan
i am an obamaniac i have recently suffered my 6th Barrac attack
Pledged: 1,413
Superdelegates:209
Total: 1,622
Hillary stop making a fucking split in the party sexless bitch give the hell up facist
have you heard about the newest N.Y. governor's sex scandal well it turns out the only person in N.Y. politics who's not gettin' some is Hillary
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!did you all hear that story about that guy from New York involved in a prostitution ring
50,000 dollars for a whore!!!!!
well today he said "People of New York when i first held the office i told you i would only buy the best"
lol ok seriously i think i may have a flash out soon